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Kim Jong Un Looking at Things

Here is Kim Jong Un
looking at a child’s bedroom
a liquor bottle
fruit.

Here is Kim Jong Un looking adoringly at Dennis Rodman’s forehead.

a barbershop clock

his hair cut, no crime against humanity
shaved close except for that slick
pompadouresque fur corpse on the top
it’s so good, you know you all (need to) want it

Here is Kim Jong Un looking
at rifle training
crackers
a breadstick
empty chairs
grass
a sock
a sturgeon pool
mushrooms
a double rainbow
a unicorn lair
a wall of floor tiles
swimmers (in the most adorable straw hat)
an accordion show
Seth Rogen
South Korea through binoculars
a female factory worker behind 18 jars of lubricant.

Your mother was an opera singer.

In my village in May, a man who killed his own two children and tried to eat them was executed by a firing squad.

Your one or two children must be so proud.

We will weep
until you tell us to
or until the power cuts out

Here is Kim Jong Un petting a goat
Here is Kim Jong Un smoking a cigarette
Here is Kim Jong Un nursing his cankles
Here is Kim Jong Un giving the stink eye
Here is Kim Jong Un looking at you, kid.

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